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Joke of the Day
"Salad is the decaf of food."
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"Bar Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar"
"[dinner table] gfs dad: so what do you do for a living me: human trafficking *he chokes* gf: he's a crossing guard dad"
"Bond. Bail Bond."
"What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot? Air Force Juan."
"What do women and KFC have in common? After your finished with the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic? You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."
"There are 3 types of people in the world Those who can count and can't count"
"Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up? They call their tailor Herr Dresser"
"When you have to poop so bad it comes out just as you reach the toilet... That's the shit I don't like."