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Joke of the Day

"What do women and KFC have in common? After your finished with the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in."

"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse replies, ""I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"""

"My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house. I said, ""If I wanted a nag, I would have married a horse."""

"What do you call a gay man milking a cow? A Dairy Queen."

"Yarrr, have ye seen me mizzenmast? It's mizzen."

"Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes."

"ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required. Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama."

"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."

"Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine? When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)"

"I've agreed so much with my wife that my head just starts nodding at the sound of her voice."