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Joke of the Day
"I figured out how to make my penis 8 inches Fold it in half"
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"""You're never alone."": A phrase that's maybe cute to find in a love note, but horrifying to find smeared on a fogged up bathroom mirror."
"Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? You wind her up, and she operates on batteries."
"What happened to the defeatists poker business? It folded."
"What do you call 5 black people having sex in the 1800's? A threesome."
"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"
"My facial hair is Italian and native American It's Apache"
"Hey symphonies, play the main part we like more."
"""Let's get down to business!"" -Guy who enjoys dancing to the background noises of a local business"
"Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"