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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 5 black people having sex in the 1800's? A threesome."
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"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"
"We're out of duct tape, craft glue, and frozen orange juice because I made a sandwich while I was drunk last night."
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"Vanilla Ice arrested for grand theft. Cops say, ""He jumped in the car, slammed on the gas bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed."""
"What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad."
"Paid love costs less."
"These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order."
"How does it feel to be a famous rock-and-roll musician? Fan-fucking-tastic!"
"All I want to know is, what idiot named it a zipper...And not a penis flytrap?"