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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field."
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"I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair ""ginjas""."
"I had an ambivalent girlfriend once, but I had to dump her. I found out she was addicted to Meh."
"I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica."
"A movie theater near me closed down they didn't meet projections"
"I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer."
"What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away? Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit."
"My friends are named after what they do... My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob"
"Chocolate P Women only like three things. 1. Chocolate 2. Penis 3.Chocolate Penis"