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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field."

"Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank."

"Me: What are you doing?! 5-year-old: Hugging my sister. Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle. 5: Me: 5: The good ones do."

"All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together."

"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."

"Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?"

"What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common? One protects all colors."

"My mum's bf hates when I shorten his name to 'Dick'. Mainly because his name is Matthew."

"Subway to release a statement next week In light of recent events, kids now get free 6 inches."

"Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature."