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Joke of the Day
"I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair ""ginjas""."
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"One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said ""thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"""
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? You don't tell her anything anymore, you've already explained twice."
"That's it! No more dick jokes! I'm only doing jokes about intellectual topics, like finance! Today the Vietnamese Dong remained firm against the Zambian Kwacha."
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!"
"*cocks gun* Me: ""Go ahead."" Horse: ""Just be cool, man."" Me: ""DRINK."" Horse: ""No problem. It's just a stupid expression."""
"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."
"Accidentally dropped a magic mushroom in my cats litter box & now he's laying across the driveway staring at the stars & quoting Kierkegaard"