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Joke of the Day

"If I own a gym my employees will be required to intermittently pester you. If you don't like it don't come to Jehovah's Fitness."

"What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!"

"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."

"What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes? I don't have a mercedes in my garage!"

"How did Moses make his tea. Hebrew it. This is not a joke Israel."

"AKA What's another word for Italian cologne? Garlic"

"Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person A: Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person B: I don't know, do you?"

"Cop: Why did you burn that building down? Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go."

"you know whats great about alzhemiers? nevermind i forget"

"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."