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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW] What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gag gag gag"
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"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"
"I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush"
"(telling a ghost story) You know those knocking noises you hear at night? That's adulthood coming for you! *all the adults start screaming*"
"A surprising number of people, even in 2010, lack the depth perception to sit in the right airplane row on the first try."
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... And doesn't."
"All it takes is 10 minutes without electricity to prove my total uselessness as a person."
"I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government"
"I'm never more aware that I don't have boobs than when I'm paying for my own drink."
"I would make a joke about gold But that would just be Auful"