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Joke of the Day

"I like to think that every time I press the dislike button, Pandora sends an email to the artist. Take that, Beethoven!"

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition Edit: Thanks Reddit for the upvotes, I'm glad you guys finally liked something that I posted. Thanks internet!"

"Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego."

"What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]"

"Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that's right, we didn't..."

"so an athlete tries doping for the first time for not getting caught, he runs slow."

"me [filing a claim with the insurance company after the basement flooded] We had a pony down there too"

"There's 2 types of people in this world... Ones that pee in the shower And liars"

"What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat"

"Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat's leg."