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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do snake charmers do in the rain? A: Turn on their windshield vipers."
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"What's worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
"Q: What is yellow and wears a mask? A: The Lone Lemon."
"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."
"What do you call a bunch of unicorns? A unicornucopia."
"Her: You know when you're craving a cheeseburger but you order a salad instead... Me: (wiping ketchup off my face with my sleeve) No."
"What do Asgardians use to keep food hot? A Thormos."
"How is Star Trek like toilet paper? It circles Uranus looking for Klingons."
"Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar... The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die."
"I exercise religiously. I was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop."