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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a will? Come on you guys, it's a dead giveaway!"
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"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits!"
"I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff."
"Donald Trump..."
"Judge : Anything you say in this court will be held against you. Man : ""Titties"" Lawyer : Fuck.. He's good"
"Why can't you email a picture to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."
"2 Muffins are sitting in the oven... Muffin 1: ""it's really hot in here"" Muffin 2: ""holy shit! A talking Muffin!"""
"My Life Sucks... Because my wife doesn't."
"What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring."