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Joke of the Day
"Why did the masturbating murderer turn himself in? He came to his senses."
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"*finds all 7 dragonballs *dragon appears* ""WHAT IS YOUR WIS...OH GODDAMMIT CHAD, FOR THE LAST TIME I CANNOT MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT NICKELBACK"""
"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""
"Everyone gets on the fashion industry for unrealistic beauty standards, but can we talk about unrealistic depictions of food on boxes?"
"My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number."
"Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad? From the looks of it, your dad won"
"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."
"Why can't a porn star sneak up on anyone? Because everyone sees them coming"
"How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?"
"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."