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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy who thought his dishwasher was talking to him? Told him to kill his neighbor's dog, in Spanish."
"What does a rotting corpse say? idk"
"What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? Go ask your mom"
"Why did the physicist masturbate to the electron? It was in the excited state."
"I like my beer like I like me sex slaves..... Imported"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip bitch."
"Noah: A boat? God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone."
"I like the way your medication thinks."
"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""