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Joke of the Day
"Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago."
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"I went into a vegan slaughterhouse. Man, there was juice eveywhere!"
"Uhh, hells yeah Id like to participate in your brief survey."
"Sometimes it seems like I'm married to my own liver I only abuse it when I'm drinking"
"Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car? She got tired of all that Cruise control."
"As a Chinese comedian many people ask about my opinion on our government... I can't complain."
"What did the cow say under its breath? Utter."
"How are woman and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."
"why are dubstep artists so bad at fishing? They always drop the bass"
"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"