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"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"
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"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"
"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"
"Harassment Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'Harassment'. . . . Johnny: I was in love with a girl and Her Ass Meant a lot to me......."
"My highschool sweet heart is the mother of my two children. But apparently, my wife isn't too happy about it."
"What happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass."
"What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance."
"What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green."
"Did a little math tonight. Need to do 3,527 hours of cardio to get down to my ideal weight by summer, and not consume any calories."
"As I see it, the act of lovemaking should be sacred, caring, and worth the 200 bucks I charge for it."