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"How many lawyer jokes are there? 3, and the rest are true stories."

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"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."
"I don't watch soccer... If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I would take my friends to the bar."
"The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses."
"If procrastinating were an Olympic sport, I would show up just in time to miss the medal ceremony."
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"Now a days saving your virginity for someone ""special"" is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet"
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"In a blind taste test ...Stevie Wonder was delicious"
"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."