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Joke of the Day
"How many lawyer jokes are there? 3, and the rest are true stories."
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"My favorite part of Avatar was when Queen Amidala defeated the Klingons by helping Harry Potter & Legolas destroy the White Witch's ring?"
"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."
"I'm starting to wish I were a werewolf so I'd have a better reason for waking up nude in public with no memory of how I got there."
"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"" ^I'll^see^myself^out..."
"[checks Facebook & sees my 4th grade girlfriend has liked my hot chocolate recipe share] ME: I knew she'd come crawling back to me one day"
"[catching breath at friends house] I was being chased by a bike cop so I threw up a left turn signal but actually turned right and it worked"
"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."
"How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread? Don't worry, they'll let you know."