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Joke of the Day
"What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article? Ehhhhhh!"
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"My social life. /thread"
"Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide"
"I do this really cute thing, where if I walk by a car that has a stick figure family on their back window, I peel a kid off."
"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."
"Why the long face? ""A horse walks into the bar and the bartender comes over and says, 'Why the long face?'"" - Not my original for sure, but always makes me smirk."
"The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen"
"I ordered the kit ""Make your wife beautiful"" And they sent me two bottles of Jagermeister."
"An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid."
"The mother of all Dad jokes. Dad: *Picks up caterpillar* I'll name him Hans! Person: ""Why?"" Dad: ""Because he's got lots of Hans!"""