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Joke of the Day
"Something people in McDonalds have? Fries. Something people in McDonalds don't have? Ankles."
Next Joke
"Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person"
"There is 1 type of person in the world 0. Those that program 1. Those that don't 2. NullPointerException"
"*logs on Facebook IT'S YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! *logs off WAIT COME BACK! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT YOUR EX'S ENGAGEMENT!"
"What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession? Forgive me Father, for i have wind."
"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"
"What's the difference between anal sex and an oven? The oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute."
"You all know why Hurricane Matthews is so bad Well unlike Katrina its a guy"
"Moses and Joshua found a class of water in the fridge... They decided to split it."