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Joke of the Day
"Moses and Joshua found a class of water in the fridge... They decided to split it."
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"What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA? If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture."
"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !"
"I just met a girl named ellen she's the complete inverse of my e^(x)"
"I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice."
"[Gets on one knee] Margaret- [Pulls out ring] Will you- will you please hide this, Gollum won't stop following me."
"It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous."
"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."