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"How to convert QT3.14 into GF format? Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version."

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"""It doesn't make any sense... but does it make a dollar?"", says the marketing manager."
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"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"
"A mother was tucking her son in one night she really wanted a daughter"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year."
"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"
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"3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)"
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