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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller."
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"My girlfriend's dad just gave me the green light. Which was very generous, but I don't find him sexy."
"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"
"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"
"Arnold Palmer: The Movie staring Ice-T and Jack Lemmon, also I'm very very sorry"
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf, you racist sons of bitches."
"Did you here about the kidnapping at school? He woke up."
"There's three types of people in this world... ...those who are good at math, and those who aren't."
"First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop."
"Sometimes at the airport I'll ask a stranger if they have an iphone charger and if they do I take mine out and say ""nice, me too"""