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Joke of the Day
"A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor... ...and says ""Make me one with everything."""
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"what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms? Sarah. Knock Knock... Whos there? Not Sarah"
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"I farted in my wallet. Now i have gas money"
"BNAG That's bang out of order!"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? ...Look for the Fresh Prints..."
"Mail! Female!"
"I painted my computer black in hopes that it would run faster. Now it wont work."