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Joke of the Day

"I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine... I was shocked when he actually did it."

"I don't Bolivia Peru-v it."

"Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat"

"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"

"What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !"

"My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable"

"Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy. What do you call a crazy person on the moon? A lunartic."

"""Sir, the UAV strike bombing missed the target."" ""Were we at least close?"" ""Not even remotely."""

"What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy."

"What did the sign on the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."