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Joke of the Day
"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."
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"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free."
"I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: ""oh you think BUSH was terrible?"""
"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"I was listening to 80s music today. You just can't beat Tina Turner. Unless you're Ike Turner."
"They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination"
"No I didn't want a receipt but now that you've asked me I'm suspicious, so yes, I will have that receipt now please."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"There is nothing wrong with drinking while pregnant... ...my wife drank through all five months of her pregnancy."
"Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room...... .... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........"