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Joke of the Day
"I tried dating a stenographer but she wasn't my type"
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"Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage"
"Thank you, pencil sharpeners! For always making a good point."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"What does a ghost eat for dinner? Spookhetti"
"How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight? You fit into his clothes."
"No thanks, fantasy football. I already have a fantasy boyfriend, a fantasy sex life & a fantasy bank account. I'm good."
"Dear Car Companies, Please replace glove compartments with toaster ovens."
"How do the French defend a city? We don't know, they've never tried it."
"Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......"