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Joke of the Day

"Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......"

"A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!"" Doctor: ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?!"" Man: ""Like a glove."""

"Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East? Because the camels can't handle it."

"When the professor starts off the semester asking ""Why are you here?"" So I can get a job."

"I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night... I was so scared I started to shiva."

"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !"

"Yet another tragedy struck the music world today. Police responded from a call to a California hotel room occupied by Justin Beiber. When they arrived on the scene, he was still alive."

"Knock knock -Who's there? -Ala -Ala who? -AKBAR"

"What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They both like Clinton-Dix"