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Joke of the Day

"One time I bought these shoes from a drug dealer, and I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"

"Will you be my 14th most used emoji?"

"I'm going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it's too cheesy."

"""..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again"" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?"

"What is Forest Gump's Email password? 1Forest1"

"Why does everyone love Plato? Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates"

"Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005? Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet."

"Boy playing Pokemon go walks into a bar He should've been paying attention"

"What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common? They've both been in little boys."

"Batman: ""I am...**BATMAN!**"" ""Hi, Batman, I'm not Dad because yours already died when you were a kid."""