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Joke of the Day
"What did the square say to the blob? You're out of shape."
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"Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually, I'm going to cut this joke short."
"Helping a gang of squirrels buy remote control cars against my better judgment."
"Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy"
"There are 170 billion galaxies in the observable universe yet this woman claims this hummus is ""everything"""
"How do rednecks know when their sister is on her period? Their dad's dick tastes like blood."
"""W.A.D."" a simple mnemonic device for remembering the steps in folding a fitted sheet stands for: 1. Wad it up; 2. And; 3. Done"
"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
"Why did the friendzone kid love to spoon? Because sleeping on your side prevents suffocation"
"Beauty is only skin deep ... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"