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Joke of the Day

"Using Latin phrases to sound smart is my modus operandi."

"Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a Platonist? They were really obsessed with forms."

"Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog? He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch"

"Money is the root of all evil, until the collection plate comes around"

"If you were arrested for masturbating on a plane... ....they would have to charge you with hi-jacking"

"A terrorist walks into a Akbar"

"Just got home from the doctor, apparently I have a couple of kidney stones... It should be okay though, he told me that *these two shall pass.*"

"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."

"Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!"

"Did you hear about the prison breakout yesterday? Those prison guards should have used ProActiv."