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"*sneezes* ""MY DUST COLLECTION!"""
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"They're getting rid of all our Fossil Fuels to go 100% Electric?! Oil go Volt! No votes, really? No one gets this joke, I see."
"My dog never listens to me, and I think he might have a speech impediment... He keeps balking at me when I try to tell him to be quiet"
"What did the duck say to the hooker? Put it on my bill."
"My penis was once in the Guinness book of world records But then the librarian told me to take it out"
"My Bill Cosby impression use to get me laughs at the bar... ...but now when I do it, I end up with a criminal record."
"As bad as 2016 seems to be, it could be worse... You could have got a phone call from Charlie Sheen."
"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Fitting the wheelchair in the oven."
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"What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood"