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Joke of the Day
"What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant? You have diafetus"
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"Me: How are you feeling Grandpa? Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly."
"What programming language do they use in Star Wars? JawaScript"
"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""
"Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul"
"They say comedy is an aphrodisiac. So I guess when women laugh at me after sex it's a good thing?"
"What kind of music do sponges listen to? Raggaeneration."
"#MyHomelessSignWouldSay Obama aint the only one who wants change"
"HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 BOLTS to put a car together, but only one NUT to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!"
"If you want your girlfriend's undivided attention, tell her she looks like a million bucks!!! All green and wrinkled."