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Joke of the Day

"You guys like jokes I hear, I got a joke for you. Women's rights...."

"Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter... Because they turn the hoes on."

"I had sex in a hall of mirrors. I was fucking beside myself."

"What is long, white, and very sticky? The coming of the Lord!"

"I'll never understand dentists. They stab you with little metal hooks and then tell you ""Your gums wouldn't bleed if you flossed more""."

"My friends and family treat if as if I'm a god! They don't believe in me"

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut you fucking racist."

"I used to be a gynecologist... But after I started shaking, they wouldn't stop following me home."

"Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !"

"I wish my x was raised in the power of 2. Then she'd always be positive."