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Joke of the Day
"Anytime I pass an unlocked minivan I throw a few of my kids' most annoying toys in the trunk."
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"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"
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