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Joke of the Day
"Anytime I see a person wrapped in a Snuggie, I think, that's a person I could easily set on fire."
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"The first rule of cliff hanger club is"
"What's green got 6 legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you ? A pool table"
"Did you hear about the guy who wandered into a vampires-only bar? He got drunk."
"Dear Johnson & Johnson: Ejacu-lotion Please DM me for my address to send royalties checks."
"I'm so broke... I gotta jerk off the dog to feed the cat"
"How do you stop your dog from humping your leg? You suck his dick. How can you tell your dogs gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"....So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon!"
"It's the anniversary of the Titanic sinking. Fortunately, we've made sure that would never happen today by melting all the icebergs."
"Why should you never trust a noodle? Because they're in-pastas."