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Joke of the Day
"I was going to post a joke on reddot But then I git high"
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"Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank"
"Does anyone else believe in solipsism or is it just me?"
"And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You're welcome."
"A girl who I've been seeing goes to sleep early. But that's mostly from the chloroform."
"American Beer is liking having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water. Heard this from a Dutch friend of mine and thought I would share."
"Sorry about all the typos lately, gays."
"Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak"
"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"
"i get in my bubble bath with clenched fists to make me look more manly"