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Joke of the Day
"I just got my first cold sore... My mom says: ""Welcome to the world of herpes!"""
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"Why do Arabs wear thawbs? Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"What's the difference between O and Q? One had to P."
"How is Billy Cosby like Santa Claus? They both come when you are sleeping"
"Kept nodding off at an estate auction and bought a garden gnome for 3 million dollars."
"A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama."
"What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth? Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)"
"My dad was a magician... He could be walking down the street and turn into a bar."
"What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!"
"Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity."