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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can taste lies."
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"Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7? Because Windows 7 8 9."
"[at a spelling bee] Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath* Judge: Ribbit"
"""will..."" *Starbucks barista squints at name on cup* ""... the Red Slime Shoddy please stand up?"" *Eminem flips table and storms out*"
"Did you hear about the Kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up"
"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."
"I've got this great joke where I kidnap people's sticker families and leave little post-it ransom notes. Adorable or horrifying? You decide"
"Hi, welcome to Necrophiliac Club. Who wants a cold one?"
"In a double blind study researchers found women who drink regularly are more likely to become nuns Proving once and for all that alcohol is habit forming."
"""Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."" -first taxidermist"