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Joke of the Day
"What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk"
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"Why are children never the main characters in horror movies? Instead of gawking at the killer waiting to see what will they do with the bloody axe, kids will do the smart thing: Run."
"C sections. They really take it out of you."
"Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves."
"What happened when pigs started flying? Everyone got swine flu"
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt, shithead."
"Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests? They've got a Taipei personality"
"Science joke An ion walks into a bar, ""Just you tonight, sir?"" ""No, I'm waiting on one more."""
"In our football match today the opposition hit the bar three times in the first half. I know we're not very good but they could have at least waited until the end to celebrate."
"Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, ""Are you ok?"" And the other replies, ""Olive!"""