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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't blind people skydive more often? A: It scares the hell out of their dogs."
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"Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants? ..Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho"
"A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO"
"What's the difference between a box of dead babys and a Lamborghini The Lamborghini isn't in my garage covered in a tarp"
"I wanted to ask ""What's up with women"" But that was too broad of a question."
"I have a hard time telling people when something is displeasing to me... I might be dys-like-sic."
"What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean? A lionfish"
"Oil If: Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is made from olives. Corn oil is made from corn. Then: What is baby oil made from?"
"What does ABC stand for? American dyslexia association."
"What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes? A screwdriver"