92375
Joke of the Day
"What does ABC stand for? American dyslexia association."
Next Joke
"When pinguins fly, you are probably drowning."
"An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!"
"Why shouldn't you trust big cats? They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies."
"A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst."
"According to every 80s movie ever, the only way to get home from school is by standing up in the back of a Jeep Wrangler with 5 other people"
"If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men?"
"Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated."
"Kills Two mosquitoes with spray. *writes DEADLY ASSASSIN in bio*"