139234

Joke of the Day

"Two protons walk into a black hole..."

"What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law? Om's Law."

"Did you hear about the guy who broke 17 world records while sitting on a pastry? He's on a roll!"

"I feel bad every time I lie to Waze and say I'm the passenger when I'm really driving."

"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over."

"The joke about The bed hasn't been made up yet. And the joke about the kitchen... Well, it's too dirty to tell. I have plenty more of these."

"There is no more horrible death than the one of a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book."

"IF YOU LIKE THAT FACEBOOK STATUS SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT?!"

"You know who I hate the most? Indian givers. No wait, I take that back."

"Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, they already have names."