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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life."
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"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."
"What was Hitler's favourite aquatic animal? Adolfin."
"""ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE LOL!"" -captain of the Titanic"
"Dogs are like books The more you like them, the harder they are to put down. Edit: Grammar."
"Woman's Logic: Bikini No problem. Bra and underwear: OMG DON'T LOOK!!!"
"""Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator."
"Circumcision. My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip."
"I saw this heartwarming video of baby bears climbing out of a dumpster and thought, ""Who would throw away a perfectly good baby bear?"""
"An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music. What happens next is up to you."