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Joke of the Day
"""ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE LOL!"" -captain of the Titanic"
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"Doctor: ""Just lie back and relax, I'll start the lasik eye procedure in a moment."" *Turns on laser* *Patient's face is attacked by cats*"
"Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza"
"Children are for life, not just for benefits... Credit: A sticker on the back of some guy's car"
"Grammar Nazi vs. Hitler Soldier:""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores."" Hitler:""So mine less!"" [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""
"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"
"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."
"2 chickens walk into a chickenfarm The one chicken says to the other: ""tock, tock, tock, tock, tock."" The other one respones: ""Are you tocking to me?"""
"Would you like to hear a german joke? Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht Edit 1: Grammar"
"Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY."