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Joke of the Day

"""ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE LOL!"" -captain of the Titanic"

"Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'"

"With a name like Progressive, shouldn't the commercials be better by now?"

"Don't worry if you're not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield."

"If I enjoy drawing black people, does that make me a furry?"

"Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy."

"Star Wars Joke Obi Wan Kenobi to Luke Skywalker at a brothel May the whores be with you"

"I was gonna tell a pedophile joke but I always come in a little behind."

"[1st date] Her: so u play piano? Him: yep Her: is it hard? Him: that's pretty forward but yeah, as a rock Her: I meant playing piano Him: oh"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra."