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Joke of the Day

"Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""sorry for the damage."" Film reactions. Profit."

"I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese's pieces"

"Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade."

"What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches? A paracetamole!"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $40 to watch a garbanzo bean.."

"There is a order to the universe: space, time, and Chuck Norris...just kidding Chuck Norris is the first"

"Just once, I'd like to wake my girlfriend up with up with oral sex... ...but she never sleeps with her mouth open."

"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"

"If I have 5 apples and I give you 2 of them, just take the other 3 cause I'm going out for tacos"

"Why did tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing"