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Joke of the Day

"My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining."

"My dad had a heart attack while laughing at his own joke I guess he had to deal with the punintended consequences."

"How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde? When there's a stamp on it."

"Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain? eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging."

"What type of humor did the heart attack survivor like? Offbeat."

"Why do ghosts like going out? So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced."

"Sorry I can't go out. My phone is too old to hold enough charge so I live by this outlet now."

"Trump writing a thanksgiving tweet I love the people of Turkey!`` Related: https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/728297587418247168"

"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"

"I've only had one car accident in the last month. It was a hit and run, so technically it doesn't even count."