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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in"
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"What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity? Beyonsleigh"
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."
"My girlfriend's dad asked me how hard it is being a philosopher. It's quite easy to love your daughter."
"Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business. They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product."
"How does a train eat? They Chew-Chew."
"2 ""black"" questions that aren't racist. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire. What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"""Sir you can't bring your dog onto the plane"" [labradoodle puts on tiny pilot hat] ""Omg captain I'm so sorry"""
"5yo: ""Dad we don't have a chimney. How will Santa get in?"" Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what? Me: what?"
"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."