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Joke of the Day
"What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA."
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"If my kid vanished on a plane like in that Jodie Foster movie I'd spend maybe 2-3 hrs enjoying the legroom & quiet before I started looking."
"France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins? Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose"
"What are the bouncers called at a gay bar? Flamethrowers."
"The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work."
"Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade... Knock, knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya dang business who?"
"Why don't hipsters shoot heroin? It's too mainstream"
"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20... Is it only worth $12?"
"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."
"Why does America not have knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."