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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change? Nyet long. He's always Russian."
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"The #1 rule of being a successful shirt: Always Be Clothing."
"what do we want LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES when do we want them NNNNEEOOOW"
"My blonde gf thinks... My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails."
"What's the worse quality of a hermit crab? They're too shell-fish!"
"I judge every book by its cover: ""Too smart for me"" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone."
"A hotdog and a hamburger are haveing a pooping contest... The hamburger is winning. In order to ketchup, the hotdog mustard."
"I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can't wait till they see it"
"If a clown farts... ... does it smell funny?"
"A joke my sister told me. Q: how does a black woman prevent crime? A: she has an abortion"