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Joke of the Day

"2016 is almost coming to an end Surprise MFs. I have a leap second added to me."

"What would Jesus do? Today, take Mary out to Olive Garden."

"I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other."

"What do you usually find with four Catholics? A fifth."

"What do you call a female pilot's vagina? A cock pit."

"How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb? It's independent of population size."

"Be myself? BE MYSELF?!?! You don't care if I ever get laid again, do you?"

"What if Adele was calling from inside the house?!"

"Are you a witch? Cause I heard you like riding broomsticks."

"You know the best thing about having a penis? You get to share it with people who don't."