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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tired tumblrina? A nap-kin."
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"I had sex with a campfire. It was hot."
"What is a Freudian slip? A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother."
"Two aboriginees, a mother and child, see a plane fly by The child asks, ""mom, are planes good to eat?"" The mother replies, ""Planes are like lobsters, you only eat what's inside."""
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."
"My spirit animal is a tapeworm."
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."
"Why did the Mexican fail English 101? He wouldn't turn in his essay"
"I need some advice What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off"
"what do you call... what do you call a bad noodle? AM IMPASTA!"