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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tired tumblrina? A nap-kin."
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"They say 9 or 10 is a good age to tell your kid they were adopted, but only IF they were adopted."
"Advertisers think we're like ""Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"""
"Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer"
"I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!"
"I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs."
"[donating blood] ""You're looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?"" ""No thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns."""
"I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."
"What is the best gift to give a gay geneticist? designer genes"
"Which female comedienne likes terrible punchlines? BaDum **Trish**."